gotta show up with the right loadout

how do you feel when you get to shave your balls?

it's okay though we just shave it off with a body razor

bringing in the power tools for this one

Genuinely mind blowing

I take my everything showers very seriously

100+ years of the best a man can get 🪒

what do YOU call this facial hair style?

what do you think he was doing in there?

now for the 64,625 pieces of tape on the stadium chairs…

I hope he's as committed to me as he is watching these games

Don't ask him what the capital of Wyoming is

What's your pose?

At this for over 100 years fyi

I've heard some riveting tales before

Not opposed to this order honestly

I'm an artiste

Visitors is a little bold, just one guest would be nice

This is your reminder to use the wall hook

It looks great, dude