The White House has opened applications for Americans interested in volunteering as Christmas decorators or holiday performers.

First lady Melania Trump—who five years ago asked, “Who gives a fuck about Christmas?”—is hosting open auditions for the White House’s upcoming Christmas celebration. Now we’re not saying that you should apply, get selected, and then not show up on the date of the actual performance … but if you wanted to, it would be pretty easy.

WASHINGTON - It's that time of year again - the time of year when the White House begins planning in earnest for the upcoming Christmas holiday season. In a sure sign that the holidays are on their way,