Christmas Day has arrived and after a busy few weeks for many of us it is finally time to relax. Whether you are having a couple of pints with friends at the pub or relaxing at home watching films ...

The same, I must presume, applies to videogame names. Or at least, that's the gossamer-thin justification I concocted to take 12 game names, filter them through 25 layers of Google Translate, and turn ...